Day 59

Day 59. Boyfriend is a smart alec. RSVP's 'maybe' to my birthday dinner. Maybe. Maybe he will be dropped. That's what maybe. *Shaking my fist*

Day 58

Day 58. Spent all weekend with him. Dinner with friends, tattoo, Walking Dead, pictionary, taboo, family, meeting friends... ALL THE THINGS. Was lots of fun. Even the bit where we debated political issues. Even when we disagree and I get emotional and passionate, I love that he is intelligent and informed enough to HAVE that sort of discussion!

Day 57

Day 57. There are some conversations boys have that really leave you thinking 'wtf is wrong with these guys?!' A conversation during tattoo today about ice cream at the Grand Prix was one such conversation.

One moment he's singing anthrax, the next he's snoring. I kind of like his choice in lullaby.

Day 56

Day 56. Forgot. Again. 

Watching the walking dead with boyfriend is amusing. "you and your wrinkly headed ideas!" He shouts at rick. Lol.

Day 55

Day 55. Accidentally said he looked funny naked. I MEANT HIS MOWED FACE. Mowed. Shaved. Whatever. I meant his beardlessness I SWEAR. Not dropped. Yet.

Day 54

Day 54. We are taking RJ to the zoo tomorrow. I'm a bit concerned that the keepers will see his monkey tail facial hair and lock him up. Then the other monkeys will see one of their own and that will be that.

Day 53

Day 53. Our zombie obsession elevated today. We got tickets to zombiecon. Also zombie make up. and knee high stockings with blood on them. Those are for him, obvs.

Day 52

Day 52. Sometimes it's kinda nice not seeing him, coz having someone to miss is a bit fun on it's own. Also because no burping. If ever you meet bf, tell him to burp. It's like nothing from this world. He should be in a sideshow, I think.

Day 51

Day 51. Not a nice feeling waiting for bf to appear on the Cressy descent ride and him not appearing. Thank god he was the scraped knees guy not the air ambulance guy Also really kinda bummed I didn't see his moment of crash impact. 

Day 50

Day 50. I forgot.

Day 49

Day 49. Have made a serious error of judgement. Told him how annoying his smug face is. Of course now he's using it overtime. Sigh. I tried so hard not to let on for this very reason. Such disappointment in myself.

Day 48

Day 48. He spent an hour or so discussing Grand Theft Auto V. Then he licked my face. Possibly one of our best days so far.

Scene: We are watching an episode of Walking Dead. Darryl has a crossbow arrow through his side and is climbing up a cliff. 
Boyfriend: "I've been in a situation like that down the river here."
Me: "Really? Did you have an arrow through you?"
Boyfriend: "Well no..."
Me: "Were there walkers about?"
Boyfriend: "Well no....:
Me: "So you haven't been in a situation even REMOTELY close to that really have you?"
Boyfriend: "Shoosh." 

bahahahahaha!

Day 47

Day 47. We're pondering ZombieCon. Calling all zombie make up artists... Also, he reached over $600 in his Cycle Challenge raising money for cancer. SO proud!!!https://greatcyclechallenge.com.au/Riders/PaulMayo

Day 46

Day 46. Endured the school play. Me I meant not him. Cooked him lunch. He ate it so the poison should kick in in 5, 4, 3...

Going to go and read what Homeland the tv series is about. Maybe read an episode guide. Lol. This status will give boyfriend apoplexy.

Day 45

Day 45: Boyfriend looks like a monkey is on his head and its tail is around his face. It's somewhat alarming. I think I am going to start calling him Marcel. If you cannot make the connection about Marcel, I will be shaking my head in disappointment at you.

Update: Rocksmith? Fail. Skate? Fail. Sniper Elite? Fail. Smashy bashy racing car game whos name I forget? extremely vague potential. Next: Dead Island. I WILL FIND A GAME I DONT ENTIRELY SUCK AT IF IT KILLS ME.

Day 44

Day 44. The only person I know who could get drunk of a block of rum and raisin chocolate. Not really. But maybe. He's a cheap date 

Day 43

Day 43. He's being seen at Carlton footy club with me in swans gear. Probably enough for one day.

Day 42

Day 42. He has renamed me very aptly, thinky mcthinkerson. And then wouldn't save me a fruit mince pie. A standard day.

Day 41

Day 41 of having a boyfriend. When you meet boyfriend, as my friend Kim did today, ask him about Bunnings. He wants to tell you his views. HE WILL LOVE IT. Then ask him about people that wear flannel. Then ghosts. Probably in that order.

Day 40

Day 40 of having a boyfriend. Have conned him into coming to my 10 year olds school play next week. Not sure he knows what he's gotten himself into... Also, he likes me like a burger. His words. I think that was his way of expressing undying love. Pretty sure.

Day 39

Day 39 of having a boyfriend. Sometimes I wonder what he sees in me. Was a bit of a basket case today but he didn't even drop me. In fact, he was really kind about it. I gave him one free pass for a mastoid hollow press as thanks.

Day 38

Day 38 of having a boyfriend. Have discovered one must book ones boyfriends time in advance when ones boyfriend is quite active and much the social butterfly. Have locked in March 2014 though so there's that.

Did you know boyfriend is a master of jiu jitsu? He's going to teach one of my close friends and I some self defense moves. We will know how good or bad a teacher he is when we see how I can learn to respond to his mastoid hollowing.

Day 37

Day 37 of having a boyfriend. Awesome day with the manface today. He even composed me a song and serenaded me with it. Something along the lines of 'Kelly has to go homeeeee she has things to doooo she's lost her keyyyyys oh wait she's found themmm'. Clearly he's a creative genius.

He appears difficult to reach. Going to try smoke signals.

Did you know boyfriend is raising money for research into children's cancer? Recently a friend of mine has been sharing updates of a girl fighting a serious cancer battle. She's only 11. It's personalized and put a face to this for me and makes me proud of what Paul is doing. In addition it gives me hope that if we can find a cure through research for these cancers then surely others must follow? Please consider showing him your support with a donation. Every dollar helps, you needn't spend much. https://greatcyclechallenge.com.au/Riders/PaulMayo

What?! You don't share socks with your boyfriend???

Omg. Carlton V Sydney next week. He's Carlton. I'm Sydney. Break up imminent.

Day 36

Day 36 of having a boyfriend. 5 weeks today! Who'd have thunk it? Happy anniversary! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T BUY ME ANYTHING??

I wonder how boyfriend is doing tonight, he's off playing with the ghosties. My evening was spent with the dead also#ScrutinyAssistant #Election #NotTwitter

Day 35

Day 35 of having a boyfriend. My mastoid hollows recovered with the aid of moscato. Then we watched zombies, shot people (or tried to shoot, missed entirely, alerted them to our presence and threw the controller back at boyfriend like a big girl. Ahem). I sometimes get so distracted looking for irrelevant things that I forget that the just any moment is the very best thing at all.

Things my boyfriend does that I don't like: hurts my mastoid hollows.

Day 34

Day 34 of having a boyfriend. I must have frustrated him today slowly tootling along on my old bike, unfit as a sack of potatoes... But he was patient and nice about it. He didn't even drop me when I had a bit of a meltdown over feeling stupid for being slow but at the same time happy that I could ride that far when I never could have before. COMPLICATED FEMALE. The more time I spend with him, the more I like him. He's juan good bloke. Zing.

Day 33

Day 33 of having a boyfriend. I love that we can disagree on stuff and it doesn't become a slanging match, or cause for a shut out, or some other form of passive aggressive shite or in fact a full blown argument. I love that we can debate ideas and exchange points of view safely, without judgement and without narky carry on. A little concerned this may mean we are labelled adults, but suspect a myriad of other behaviours will exclude us from such a thing happening.


Just say, hypothetically, that you know someone who once bared his butt down the main street of Williamstown, and say this person had his hands full, and his pants started to fall lower than he intended, and say he asked his girlfriend (who was not at that time yet his girlfriend) for help and she, through her tears of laughter, doubled over with mirth, said no, and said person had to sideways crab walk to a ledge to put his stuff down and pull up his pants before he lost them altogether... say that happened - how funny would it be?! hypothetical of course. Wasn't boyfriend. No siree. *I still get tears and doubled over laughing at this story. Every.Single.Time - best day of my life. If it was real obvs...


Things boyfriend does I don't like: sleeps when I want to talk to him. So what if its 3am. HOW IS THAT UNREASONABLE???


Have discovered today that even though I miss him on days I don't see him, there is an invention called the telephony machine that makes a good plan B. 

Day 32

Day 32 of having a boyfriend. It's come to my attention if I hold on another week or so ill be ranked #3 in length of girlfriends. Better not drop him just yet then.

Day 31

Day 31 of having a boyfriend. Tomorrow I am planning to take him to Hanging Rock. I wonder if he will come back... Miraaaandaaaahhhhh! mwahahaha.

Things my boyfriend does that I'm not sure if I like or not: saves good stories for when he sees me in person.

Day 30

Day 30 of having a boyfriend. Trying to decide what my favourite thing about him is. There's lots to choose from. I mean you could say his looks, his brain, his humour, his musical and creative talent, his wit or his kindness. But I'm pretty sure it's really his fascination with dead people. Wait, what?!


Boyfriend has gotten me addicted to a new fb/phone game. First megapolis, now jurassic park builder. it's because most of the time when we are hanging out he every now and then will stop and shout "WAIT! I HAVE TO FEED MY DINOSAURS!!!" So now I will have to do the same. What?! Normal couple. Totally.